Mommy got into the Halloween spirit. She dug up some
rubber snakes and ducked behind the couch until an opportune moment to pop out
and scare our son. “Phhsssssss!” She and the snakes exploded from hiding.
“Mommy,” our 6-year-old said, “you got spit on me. Yuck. Eeeuw. Gross.” For his
response, Mommy licked him like the snake lady she was.