Friday, December 1, 2017
Santa's 'Rain' Deer
My 6-year-old told me that the rain comes from Santa Claus. Santa’s
“rain” deer, evidently, fly into the air and, using magic, make rain so that
we’ll all keep busy (and distracted) while everyone at the North Pole makes presents for Christmas. My son said he didn’t learn that from anyone -- he taught himself, he
said.
Race to Get Dressed
Getting a 6-year-old dressed in a hurry can be a
challenge. Mine often gets distracted and can turn the task into an all-day
event. To avoid being late to a particular engagement, I made the chore of
getting dressed into a game. “Whoever gets dressed first wins,” I said. And
then came the rules: “Okay, Daddy, if I get dressed first, then I’ll run into
your room. If you get dressed first, then you run into my room. If I run into
your room, I win. If you run into my room, you win. If we both win, we’ll crash
into each other in the hallway . . . ” After his 15-minute breakdown of the
rules, and after a few “pauses” in the game so I could help him turn his socks
inside out and tie his shoes, we successfully became late.
Queue Pileup
A new study reveals that when waiting in line to go on
a ride, stepping on the heels of the people in front of you and practically
spooning them doesn’t make you get on any faster.
Evolution of a Roller Coaster Rider
As a young kid, I found riding roller coasters to be
horrifying -- the train could fly off the track; the seat harness could break
loose and I could fall out; the stilts that hold the track a million feet in
the air could collapse and send me to my death. But then I became a teenager --
I became smarter than everyone else -- and I realized people were getting on
and off without dying. I learned that roller coaster makers have safety codes
and standards, and constant tests to ensure safety. And then I experienced
enough life to realize that accidents do, in fact, happen. Shortcuts in the
workplace take place hourly. Procrastination and the lack of communication are
the differences between “The track is fine” and “There’s a large section of
track missing at the bottom of the hill!” And that’s why, at age 33, riding
roller coasters is horrifying again.
5
My 6-year-old made a friend while playing at the park.
He brought the kid to me and said, “Look, Daddy, I have a new friend.” I said
to the kid, “Hi, I’m Mike.” The kid said, “Hi, I’m 5.”
Sick Until Friday
My 6-year-old son and I were on a pedal boat. I felt
motion sickness coming on. I told the kid we’d have to pedal back to shore,
that I was feeling sick. The next day, my son said, like me, he got sick from
the boat. He proved it with a few lung-shattering coughs and a sniffle. Then he
told me he’d have to miss the first week back at school. He assured me,
however, that he’d be better again on Friday afternoon -- just in time,
miraculously, to play on the weekend.
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